All-in-all not a bad scary flick. The scares weren't too cheap and although the filming could be obnoxious at times, it did add to the realism.
Film two served as a prequel. Katie's sister's family begins experiencing weird shit so they install a series of extremely sophisticated security cameras. Shit gets weird so their ethnic maid helps them to send the demon to mess with someone else. In this case, Katie. Apparently blood is not thicker than water with this family. Well, Mr. Demon is barely phased by this expulsion and (as we saw in the first film) possesses Katie, heads back to her sister's house, murders the whole family, and steals their baby.
For a sequel (created solely for capital gain) it wasn't awful. It explained why the demon attached itself to Katie, and remained relatively creepy, although the scares varied little from the first film.
Symbol from Paranormal Activity 3 (2011) |
The Deathly Hallows. Hmm... |
If, like me, you are hoping to get some answers about why films 1-3 happened (other than grandma was a crazy bitch), prepare to be disappointed. If you are hoping to go see a film that offers up genuine chills and creep-outs, prepare to be disappointed. If you are hoping to see a film with a story that allows it to stand on its own, prepare to be disappointed.
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"Hey LaRonda. No, I'm at the movies but I can talk." |
When this film ended, my only thoughts were: "I'm glad we only payed six bucks for tickets," and, "I really hate when certain movie-going ethnicities perpetuate stereotypes." Despite the distractions from my fellow movie-goers, the movie did a fine job of failing all on its own. Of course I use the term "failing" loosely, as this movie still managed to top the box office this weekend. With a "whopping" $30.2 mil, it's still significantly below its estimated $44.5 mil budget. Let's hope it's inevitable Netflix release will help close that budget gap.
Go, Danny, go! The Shining (1980) |
Oh, Robbie, and your f'ed up artwork! |
Well, everyone besides Alex and Wyatt dies, and Alex stupidly runs across the street to Katie's house and runs head-on into a gaggle of witch bitches. Some sort of CGI crap happens to Katie's face and she attacks Alex (who conveniently happens to be filming all of this on her iPhone instead of using it to call the police or as a flashlight). Oh, did I mention that the rest of the footage collected is being recorded via Skype conversations? Oh, the ingenuity! Yeah, well, Alex dies I guess and the women/demon worshipers get to keep Wyatt/Hunter and turn him into another Danny Torrence possessed by who I can only assume is Tony.
Red Rum! |
It's been a while since I've sat in my theatre seat for five minutes after a movie ended because I'm so flabbergast at the level of my disappointment. Don't get me wrong, I didn't expect this movie to be anything particularly worthwhile, but my low expectations were met with even lower results. The whole "have low expectations and you can't be disappointed" theory failed miserably in this instance. Simply Amazing.
So, my goal here is to keep at least one person from spending money (and preferably their time) on this film. Go see Sinister (2012) instead.
Fin.